Cat, I’m a kitty cat, and I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance. Can you say the same, imperial?

one time i was sending my friend pictures of liquid snake and he almost got in trouble because his mom saw his phone screen and thought i was sending him pictures of naked women

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my gf is so funnycute silly

Oh damn I think I’m your gf

Was trying to type something up but alas. Words hard. Enjoy my image

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loopingpyre asked:

What [car] would you build a time machine out of?

aokozaki:

toyota-supra:

an old VW Beetle because it wouldn’t look out of place literally anywhere

Lancelot: Egad sire! Look at that.
King Arthur: Hm, rare to see a VW Beetle this far north. Not impossible, mind.

tumblr’s exactly like an ancient forum. It’s just a bunch of people in robes sitting around saying shit like “Cannibalism… is equal to Sexual inter-course” and another guy disagrees and goes “Not true; however Plushies get hurt when you throw them off the bed as they have Souls” and everyone nods and that’s the accepted metaphysical truth for the next few days

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It was Crowley.

i'm working on a BIONICLE mod for DOOM 2!

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it's in the early stages still, but i already have enemy replacements, custom weapons, and custom music by the talented KDNX!

and with your help, we could achieve even more! if you're interested in playtesting or contributing to the mod, fill out this form and i'll gladly have you aboard and send you the alphas when they're ready!

my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

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brother dubious

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"My liege, I'm afraid I have reason to believe your concubine plots against you. Worry not, your eminence, you can still trust me, of course..."